Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.

Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!

by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014

Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

by Bufonics January 4, 2018

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010

snoozy taint

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.

"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."

by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018

Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011