Twit

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

twit

A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.

Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.

by P.J. Coldren June 18, 2006

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

twit

A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.

The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.

by Angelo Mysterioso April 30, 2010

Twit

A bicycle seat sniffer.

"Did you see that twit?" As a man walks along a city sidewalk, he stops at every single bicycle chained along his way and slowly bends down and sniffs the seat of each one.

by Linda69 October 4, 2005

Twit

Internet Troll - someone who would visit groups on social networks that he doesn't like just to leave nasty comments and feed off anger in replies.

Twit: I hate americans!

R1: So why do you visit the group "I love America"

R2: You know that to leave the comment on this forum, you have to click "LIKE" and join the group?

Twit: americans are morons and they eat shit!!!!!

R1: have some respect! Americans with an A.

R2: Learn English before you write something here!

Twit: I hate english as well you a55holes !

etc. etc. and it can go on forever, as long as you feed him.

by xesex September 15, 2010

Twit

A she male... Who is a male gigilo. That has a shit ton of STDs and is super fucking bitchy about it.... And are usually really retarded

Cindy shit her self at the dinner today. Then proceeded to strip and everybody out she was a twit...

by Shankahoe May 5, 2015