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tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.
Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter
by MARIE V. November 15, 2011
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Twatter

A name for a big fat twat, commonly used in slang for insulting people you really don't like.
"She's a right twatter she is"
by Anonymous739291 November 7, 2024
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Twattered

Tweet-Battered
Her twitter stalkers had mercilessly twattered her
by §Simply_Sara69 July 17, 2021
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Twatter

A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.
Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.
by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012
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TWATTERS

The definition of TWATTERS means you are besties when they actually love each other
Adam and ruby are besties when they actually love each other TWATTERS
by D1.Rhodes October 30, 2019
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twatter snatch

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.
by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014
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Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.
Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
by Clunge101 December 7, 2016
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