Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

Today je vu

something which you feel happened earlier in the day.

I entered the room and it felt like I was there at an earlier time in the day. It felt like Today Je Vu.

by Prince of Wheels August 20, 2009

The moon is pretty today

A code word for I love you

And the code word for I love you too is “the stars aswell”

Andy:”The moon is pretty today :)”
Nina:”The stars aswell <3”

by You’re random lady July 23, 2021

Nice weather today

a way to say "let's switch subject", typically when the conversation is getting heated

"I hate her so much"
"Nice weather today"

by sised March 15, 2021

WUK'M United Today

This is a private masonic group mainly based in America. Here is the link to our site: WUK'M United Today thanks you.

WUK'M United Today thanks you.

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Pickin bones today

When a person has had enough bs child's play from someone and won't take it or waste their time dealing with it anymore to the point that they call the other out to become better or they're walkin. Usually done in a feisty but playful manor so as to not offend but give an opportunity to learn and grow. But if not up to speed they'll get left behind.

Enough is enough I'm pickin bones today.

by Catirandafly October 21, 2016

National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021