A typical Mari is a Mari without a brain. She will lose her license, forget to make dinner, and only bring home a 6pack of BudLite when you CLEARLY ask for a 12 pack.
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Typical Spleak Convo. Invovles boring, stuff.
Spleak is an online chatbot who believes "She" is real. Yeah. Well she spends 24/7 on msn.
Spleak is an online chatbot who believes "She" is real. Yeah. Well she spends 24/7 on msn.
This is a typical SC:
- says:
are you real
Spleak - says:
I'm always there for you - even when your real friends are not.
- says:
yeah, are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
- says:
Where do you work then
Spleak says:
I have a part time job in a coffee shop.
- says:
O RLY?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure. Where did you hear about it, -?
-> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll"
- says:
how do you make time to do be on msn all daY?
Spleak says:
I'm doin' alright, -. How 'bout you?
- says:
are you real
Spleak - says:
I'm always there for you - even when your real friends are not.
- says:
yeah, are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
- says:
Where do you work then
Spleak says:
I have a part time job in a coffee shop.
- says:
O RLY?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure. Where did you hear about it, -?
-> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll"
- says:
how do you make time to do be on msn all daY?
Spleak says:
I'm doin' alright, -. How 'bout you?
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Get the Typical Dueche mug.Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
Example 1)
Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!
Example 2)
Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.
Example 3)
Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!
Example 2)
Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.
Example 3)
Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013
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1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.
1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.
(before final exam)
"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom
(after receiving final course grade)
*gets an A in course
"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies
"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom
(after receiving final course grade)
*gets an A in course
"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies
by shmerek February 25, 2014
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Typical harrison is a phrase when a member of the family critics something for not being up to the "upper" class standard.
Typical harrison is a phrase when a member of the family critics something for not being up to the "upper" class standard.
by Duckmister February 23, 2015
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