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thundercunt

a stupid fat fuck who has the biggest camel toe known to man the type of fanny flaps that wiggles when they walk this is not the type of woman you want to engage in intercourse with as she would more than likely constrict your flow of oxygen with her gammon hangers
enter at your own risk she has a knarly thundercunt
by flapslapper29 March 11, 2025
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Thundercunt

(Verb)

To throw an object at higher velocities that aren’t even able to be recorded by human devices. Said object may move faster than the speed to light.
“I’m going to thundercunt my dumbass hamster against a wall
by namtsur September 6, 2023
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Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor
I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.
by anonymous September 2, 2023
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Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020
A “thundercunt” of a goal
by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021
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A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.
Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt
by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024
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Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible
Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall
by Z3INU August 9, 2023
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Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.
Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.
by the indus river valley July 22, 2023
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