Printer

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

by PizzaSlut338 June 21, 2016

Printer

a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.

"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("

by nootnootforever October 10, 2022

Hotdog a Printer

When you put a hotdog in the paper tray of a printer and run it.

Lewis: "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."

by BruceLeeStarExplosion August 28, 2021

Looking for girls with printers

When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.

(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.

by AYAUS August 25, 2021

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

The 3D Printer Manouver

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024

printerism

printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers

guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism

by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021