suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009

The Care Package

The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.

tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?

Well i just called in The Care Package.

by cysomething July 21, 2019

Fudge Package

The sexual organs of someone who is of homosexual orientation

Ben came over last night. I totally showed him my fudge package

by Tits McPee November 2, 2010

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010

Package Soldier

One that uses his/her package to his/her advantage to persuade others to do his/her deeds.

The package soldier tiped his hat to the lovely ladies.

by JJ Tompson March 30, 2004

package store

A store that sells alcohol and tobacco.

Oh look, there's another package store that doesn't sell packages.

by Grizelda May 24, 2006

JS PACKAGE

TOP END VEHICLE-LIKE CADILLAC-DECKED OUT WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS(FAKE CONVERTABLE TOP, VOGUE TIRES,GOLD PACKAGE, ETC.)
JEWISH/SHINE PACKAGE

THE BROTHER WOULD NOT BUY THE CADILLAC UNLESS THEY HAD THE JS PACKAGE DROPPED ON THAT BITCH!! THAT JS PACKAGE IS THE CATS ASS!!EEEECH!!!!

by MYTSKARY October 16, 2008