baby fuzz

Before a baby gets a full head of hair. It is usually in little patches.

"Aw look at his baby fuzz!"

by Lee Ann Rolan July 7, 2008

Anal Fuzz

A collection of lint in an ass crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. This lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. This fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. This ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include semen and other foreign debris. Removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one's finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.

AKA Fertile Crescent

Guy 1: Dude, Why does your finger smell like ass?

Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!

by Mike Yass March 30, 2009

Fuzz out

to cover up or hide an unsavoury part of ones body.

To a brother dancing in the living room naked: "oh dude, fuzz out your penis"

by Moopex July 24, 2008

Rustic Fuzz

The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.

That old bum has gross rustic fuzz.

by RFjord March 1, 2011

Da Fuzz

A derogative name for a police officer. Other names like pig dough nut man and nigga killa mean the same thing

scat nigga its da FUZZ!!!

by JhoodINC March 17, 2005

fuzz bumper

1. A lesbian 2. A woman who likes to bump fuzz.

by Sammy Jenkis January 23, 2003

Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.

*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"

by JKRex January 17, 2015