by Lee Ann Rolan July 07, 2008
A collection of lint in an ass crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. This lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. This fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. This ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include semen and other foreign debris. Removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one's finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.
AKA Fertile Crescent
AKA Fertile Crescent
Guy 1: Dude, Why does your finger smell like ass?
Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!
Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!
by Mike Yass March 30, 2009
by Moopex July 24, 2008
The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.
by RFjord March 01, 2011
A derogative name for a police officer. Other names like pig dough nut man and nigga killa mean the same thing
by JhoodINC March 17, 2005
The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.
*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*
Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."
You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."
You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
by JKRex January 17, 2015