asian

1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.

NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted

1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.

by marcoose the caboose October 21, 2011

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Asian

A race who is said to:

1. Get straight As (true most of the time)
2. Be really good looking (which is really just a matter of opinion)
3. Have small parts (true half the time)
4. Have bad manners (not necessarily true)
5. Have strict parents (sometimes true)
6. Trick people (mostly false)
7. Be a computer expert (true mostly for Asian-AMERICANS)
8. Have tiny eyes (I guess that's somewhat true...)
9. Have only originated in China/Japan (DUH WHAT DO YOU THINK)

There are some asians who get bad grades, and have lazy parents. Not everyone's exactly the same. Being asian can sometimes be a curse to your life since you have extremely high expectations from others. Why can't they just be like normal people?

by jsano July 11, 2014

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Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.

Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...

by Adeladaine May 13, 2009

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Asianator

The most awesome way to describe a bomb Asian person. Best to call Asians this if they love KFC, dig Final Fantasy, give off the yellow-fever, and all that jazz.

Guy 1: Daaamn, you saw that Asianator that just passed by? She was fiiiiiine, her body's amazing even if she hit up KFC.

Guy 2: Yeah man I wanna get me some Asianator. She rocks my world with her bomb Asian-ness.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Wowwww, that Asianator... so awesome.

Girl 2: Right, he can eat KFC and still look that fit! Amaziiiing.

by MissTrololol September 3, 2011

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