Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

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by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing

'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'

by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009

Textbook

Used to describe an asshole who may or may NOT fit any textbook definition. It's origins are from a textbook case of a sociopath but it's usage became much broader over time. As long as two people can decide what it means, it works.

Boss: You're 3 minutes late! I'm docking you a half-hour's pay!
Worker 1 to Worker 2 (under his breath and possible shaking his head in a very slight negative way): Textbook.

by The REALNoj October 27, 2019

textbook knowledge

Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.

Judges are not allowed to ask questions about textbook knowledge.

by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019

Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.

"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"

by MFBlu May 2, 2024

textbook

Communicating with someone via text message and Facebook simultaneously.

I didn't know if she was near her phone or her computer, so I had to textbook her to make sure she got my message.

by je ne sais quoi November 26, 2010

textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021