by Anthony69 July 5, 2006

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.
by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer
you supply’s gonna get cut off!
yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass
you supply’s gonna get cut off!
yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass
by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023

Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.
Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.
Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger
example in a scentence
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger
example in a scentence
Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
by lordbaguette October 26, 2022
