testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.
Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.
by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006
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Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008
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testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode
bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass
by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023
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Testicular Psychiatrist

One who can communicate with testicles. Also know as a ball whisperer.
Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.

Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
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Testicular cancer

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger

example in a scentence
Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
by lordbaguette October 26, 2022
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