Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

swedeness

The amount of how much of a Swede you are.

"You can't make assumptions about your swedeness based on the nationality of your grandma"

by Some Swede September 12, 2018

Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023

Dirty Swede

Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip

"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.

by rusty_pete March 13, 2024

Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 10, 2024

Kick a swede day

A day where you kick someone who is swedish.

Well they deserved it, after all it is kick a swede day...

by I_freakin_hate_chihuahuas October 14, 2019

swede

Synonym for "Superior" and "a person from Sweden".
These people are always better than you.

btw you're gay lmao

Hey! Have you seen that swede guy?
Yea I know... He's so superior. :/

StrafinBox owns me and all!

by StrafinBox April 14, 2018