by suaves lover April 18, 2018
Get the suave me in the assmug. A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.
"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023
Get the French Rico Suavemug. by Herbivore123 July 23, 2021
Get the Suavemug. by Airshit July 11, 2022
Get the Suave-Bmug. Suave
A hoodrat and is a really hard one to crack but once you do he’s a big fat baby. He skates, raps and sells drugs. He will break your heart into a million pieces but still plays the victim. Cannot take responsibility for anything. Always acts like he doesn’t care about anything except making his $hmoney. Gets very shy when you look deep into his eyes. He’s always highhhh, loves 90s rap like me. Very chill almost too chill. He’s got sum big juicy lips. He’s a lil bitch coz he can’t send a message without unsending. Never says shit with his chest. Body temp is always cold. Finks he’s about that life when deep down he knows he isn’t. Massive coke head. Doesn’t like taking his shirt off during sexy time. Has every single pair of tns you can get. Bitch ass nigga all over. The end.
A hoodrat and is a really hard one to crack but once you do he’s a big fat baby. He skates, raps and sells drugs. He will break your heart into a million pieces but still plays the victim. Cannot take responsibility for anything. Always acts like he doesn’t care about anything except making his $hmoney. Gets very shy when you look deep into his eyes. He’s always highhhh, loves 90s rap like me. Very chill almost too chill. He’s got sum big juicy lips. He’s a lil bitch coz he can’t send a message without unsending. Never says shit with his chest. Body temp is always cold. Finks he’s about that life when deep down he knows he isn’t. Massive coke head. Doesn’t like taking his shirt off during sexy time. Has every single pair of tns you can get. Bitch ass nigga all over. The end.
by Shu 👽 July 23, 2022
Get the Suavemug. Suave people love to dance and have fun. They often have no friends but they don’t care. Always make sure the save a suave
by MorganDaSpoon November 30, 2018
Get the Suavemug.