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Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.
I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.
by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011
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Izzy Stradlin'

Original rhythm guitarist for Guns N' Roses, birth name Jeffery Dean lsbell.
Incredibly talented but too often overlooked
Person A: Everyone forgets the apostrophe at the end of Izzy Stradlin's name.
Person B: Yeah, I know.
by j9w00 February 7, 2009
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Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.
Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.
by Dumas January 4, 2007
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Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010
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Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010
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straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.
I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.
by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009
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Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.
Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.
by Dumas January 7, 2007
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