poop stinks

when your poop stinks thats pretty fucking obvious

your poop stinks like shit go wash your nasty ass!

by Decepticon 325 January 6, 2008

Sex Strings

When a woman makes a sexual noise during intercourse, so you hit her over the head with a guitar.

During sexual intercourse, a women may start screaming and making sexual noises, so you hit her over the head with a guitar. This is called sex strings. 'Once I sex stringed her round the head a couple of times, it sounded like a festival' or 'Even Paul McCartney would have been proud if that sex string'

by Idontevenknow71 June 12, 2015

JarJar Stinks

The fishy odor a particularly annoying, talkative Karen gets in her vagina after a long day's work spent on her phone insisting she "does too much to be paid so little" and deserves more respect around here.

She spent all day waiting tables & forming froth downstairs, went to yoga, then came home and expected me to go down south with my mouth! I told her "Hell, no! Your JarJar Stinks and my tongue ain't that numb."

by Bicholas Neurunk October 26, 2020

your meat stinks

when a person has a foul odor coming from there private area

Hey guy, your meat stinks, you need to go take a shower. You nasty nad troll ..

by squirtmouth July 4, 2016

Stinks

A name you give to a person that insistantly hangs around yet refuses to shower or wear shoes.

"I let Stinks ride in my VW this morning. I'll never get the smell out of the seats!"

by DeezUU January 15, 2008

shit stinks

#1 - The situation is messed up, aka fucked up

#2 - Also to call a spade a spade

#1 & 2 - Dave - "I heard that bitch was running her yap about you again at the killer"

Biff - "Shit stinks kid, whatayougonnado"

by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010

puss strings

A woman's control over when, where and how sex will be had. Analogous to "purse strings" but pertaining to the pussy.

"Ever since I bought my girl friend something in a little blue box from Tiffany's and she has really loosened the puss strings"

or

"My wife totally tightened the puss strings when she found out I charged a new surfboard for my trip to Fiji."

or

He may wear the pants in the family but his wife still holds the puss strings."

by Frank Gank February 8, 2008