Term used to describe a person who you are tempted to hook up with despite all logic and reasoning pointing to it being a poor decision. The term draws its origin to when you tell young children not to touch a hot stove but they do anyway and burn their hand. Examples include friend's sisters/brothers, co-workers/bosses, neighbors, roommates, family friend, friend's ex's, etc.
Jeff's crazy sister is a total hot stove to me. She's so hot but I know if we hooked up that it would result in a lifetime of drama.
by James Kellogg May 19, 2008
Get the Hot Stovemug. To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.
by JP408 June 29, 2007
Get the stove pipingmug. Swollen and badly bruised. Phrase primarily in rural, folk or country use in the USA. Often used to refer to an eye that is so swollen and black (usually due to a fist punch), it appears closed over.
by david lincoln brooks October 25, 2007
Get the stove upmug. A VEHICLE PURCHASE SCENARIO WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF A CUSTOMER MAKING A WARRANTY PURCHASE FOR A MINIMAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
by CRANK RYAN September 4, 2017
Get the HOT STOVEmug. He stove up his truck pretty good. Thing's totalled to shit.
I stove up my face when I landed on the ice.
I stove up my face when I landed on the ice.
by bananaquiet March 27, 2022
Get the stove upmug. "i got this stove dialler i use to dial in my stoves, its engraved and everything" "shut up you tweaker"
by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005
Get the stove diallermug. by Idonthijackplanes February 6, 2022
Get the Gas stovemug.