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by Talk2meh June 15, 2010
One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009
A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
by rplover1223 April 08, 2009
When a large hispanic family gets together at a hospital to support a member of their family with a minor injury and have a sustained freak out attack to show the support.
Status Hispanicus. See above
by emc2nh August 23, 2009
This is a term for Facebook and Myspace. It is when person A makes a status directed toward person B, and person B responds by writing a status directed back at person A.
Andrew Johnson is asking you why you continue to play these games with my heart? I just want to be wih you.
Sally James is thinking I just need a little bit more time, but please wait for me.
"Girl did you hear about Kelly and Jonathan?"
"Yeah they real mad at eachother."
"How you know?"
"Cause they on facebook playing status tag!"
Sally James is thinking I just need a little bit more time, but please wait for me.
"Girl did you hear about Kelly and Jonathan?"
"Yeah they real mad at eachother."
"How you know?"
"Cause they on facebook playing status tag!"
by Santia November 17, 2007
A clothing brand in Venice, California. Rob Dyrdek wears the shirts on Rob and Big. Most famous for their gunshow tee that has an assortment of guns printed on them
by itopazgirls October 22, 2007