Sautéed ass

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.

"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"

by talknerdytome December 3, 2014

spiteri

Some sexy beast with a massive cock who has a great taste in music, and listens to whatever you say. The term "Spiteri" means to stick with someone no matter what happens to them.

Ahh, i see your becoming a spiteri! Nice work mate :D

by yourmamashugeass November 4, 2011

being spiteful to naomi

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

by Neg July 30, 2004

spite fuck

The act of having sex with a guy or girl just because you hate their significant other. In other words, having sex with a guy just to spite their girlfriend.

Mike's girlfriend kept talking shit to Sara, so Sara had to give Mike a spite fuck.

by gothchic June 15, 2011

spite

An internal fealing of extreme hatred and on ocasions other emotions at the same time (envy, fobia, more hatred). In most ocasions spite can cous psychopathy, an urge to hurt, an urge to kill, a deathwish or simply loosing consiousness and regaining it at a random place (police station, hospital, graveyard, friends house, dumpster, etc) covored with blood and with a very sharp object in one hand.

note: spite is much more as hatred, in the same mannar as love is much more tha likence

Spite coused jimmy to go insane and sloughter his classroom with an ak-47

by obsidian January 20, 2005

spaten optimator

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.

John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"

by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009