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Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020
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Brussel sprout

Brussel sprout is a word that can mean anything
Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.
by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019
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Sprouting Vagina

when a person over reacts in anger toward something that is not important; getting overly angry for the situation.
"dude, when i told James Lee i didn't wanna hear him talk about North Korea again he started sprouting vagina and yelled at me."
by MR.MCCOY September 22, 2009
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Cole Sprouse

by Turtlerocket June 12, 2018
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Cole Sprouse

A fucking God who deserves the world. (He also played as Jughead on Riverdale)
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Man Sprouts

A pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or Male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or Male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like Marmite)
Jenny went down on her man and took his man sprouts into her mouth, how she loved the taste and texture.

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Rob pushed Jane's head gently toward his man sprouts, Jane instinctively pushed back as the thought of it reminded her of what it must feel like to lick a cats fur-ball.
by bongodrums24 February 14, 2012
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Man sprout

That awkward length when your hair is not long enough to be a man bun, but it's long enough to go into a pony tail
Mikey thinks he has a man bun, but really it looks like a man sprout on his head!
by allisooon99 May 15, 2017
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