cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

scratter

Dirty scruffy dole dossing bastard who originates from housing estates, frequents Nettos (Cheap Supermarket and drinks cheap lager / cider like its going out of fashion. Not unknown to leave kids home alone.

N E T T O thats where all the scratters go

by Moz November 7, 2003

SplatterPacks

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.

Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Splatts

A badass mutha fucker who don't take no shit from nobody; usually just goes with the flow, doesn't like confrontation but will fight if someone really make them mad.

Man splatts your so chill.
Did you see splatts just go apeshit on that guy.

by kkkddda February 19, 2009

splatterbutt

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

shratt

Individuals with no regard for others. Often unjustified, they find pleasure creating trouble for fellow colleagues. Person/ people who create problems for coworkers when it was absolutely unnecessary.

Everyone at work was happy with their performances, and about to call it a day, until a "shratt" decided to snitch to the manager about some unfinished work. Work that could have waited to be done the next day with no problems to production.

by playmate69 September 15, 2014

splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006