Sophomore Slimming

The state of mind when sophomores become disgusted with the Freshman Fifteen. They then proceed to wage warfare on the Freshman Fifteen by forsaking junk food and working out religiously.

Mandy got sick of having to fight her way into her old jeans, so she decided it was time for the Sophomore Slimming.

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008

crumb slumming

The act of digging for, scooping out open palm, or smoothing a bag of chips and pouring it into your mouth in the attempt to devour the chip crumbs/flavor dust while friends/family/coworkers/strangers look on with disapproving eyes at the sight of something they would totally do if no one was watching.

Yo Gary, look at Kate crumb slumming it with that bag of doritos. Apparently the only thing on a diet is her dignity.

by cmod18 July 28, 2011

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

spimming

using an instant message service (aol/aim, myspace, yahoo...) to spam message people.

spimming: getting a random unsolicited im from someone with a link to a website. "I just got spimmed!"

by Cooper Cooperson October 31, 2007

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

spasming

The time a muscle or group of muscles in your body go ultra, super tight and shake uncontrollably for a period of time. Usually occurs among atheltes after extended periods of over-exertion on their muscles

Last night, my arm was spasming

by Aimée & Ryan February 9, 2006

slammin'

very attractive physically, tight body, etc.

That chick is slammin'!

by tbonk January 20, 2004