The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
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A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.
Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.
Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.
Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.
Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.
Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.
by justplainnuts January 5, 2010
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P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.
P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.
Person 1: Yo, have you seen Spider-Man 3?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.
by RockBroccoli101 August 26, 2019
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Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"
Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
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She was so spidacked that she could not even show up for our date last night. When I called her she said we could not talk because her phone was tapped. She needs to lay off the dope.
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