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internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis
yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky
by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018
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Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.
Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.
by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025
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Spag

Stands for: Stupid People Are “Gifted”

A person that is/was placed in the gifted program, and is only book-smart. They are otherwise dumb.

Is seen as derogatory if not used by a spag.
“Well you know her…she’s a bit of a spag!”

“Him and I were both spags, so we struggle making friends.”
by partyponypinkiepie January 8, 2025
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Spag

Your really spag man.
by Emmanaimma July 2, 2021
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English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight
"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"
by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025
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Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
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Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.
The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"
by Gpcart May 27, 2018
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