spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis

yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky

by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018

Spag

Cool quirky

Your really spag man.

by Emmanaimma July 2, 2021

Spag bol

Leicestershire talk for boring, non exciting sex, usually used in a long term relationship

God having sex with him was like spag bol

by Indigo1998 February 22, 2022

Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017

Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.

Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Spag

Stands for: Stupid People Are “Gifted”

A person that is/was placed in the gifted program, and is only book-smart. They are otherwise dumb.

Is seen as derogatory if not used by a spag.

“Well you know her…she’s a bit of a spag!”

“Him and I were both spags, so we struggle making friends.”

by partyponypinkiepie January 8, 2025

Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016