When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize October 9, 2008
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Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006
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A slash pairing from pirates of the caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett. Need proof? "So the compass shows me what I want most. What do I want?"-beckett "Me... dead"-jack. Or how about the look on Beckett's face as his ship's about to be engulfed by flames?
A slash pairing from pirates of the caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett. Need proof? "So the compass shows me what I want most. What do I want?"-beckett "Me... dead"-jack. Or how about the look on Beckett's face as his ship's about to be engulfed by flames?
by arby-la June 17, 2007
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Its a swacket, it was raining and cold outside.
Hey, is Eric wearing a sweater with a zipper?
Yeah, its a swacket, that kid is badass!
Its a swacket, it was raining and cold outside.
Hey, is Eric wearing a sweater with a zipper?
Yeah, its a swacket, that kid is badass!
by tsmalls March 15, 2010
Get the swacket mug.A swacket is a combination of a sweater and a jacket, not full jacket, not full sweater.
May have buttons, may even have a collar.
Swackets are commonly worn by those living in Southern California type climates.
May have buttons, may even have a collar.
Swackets are commonly worn by those living in Southern California type climates.
by Raftile May 15, 2014
Get the Swacket mug.short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.
"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"
"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"
"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"
by s_w_t June 12, 2008
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Sam: Hey Graham, that's a pretty nice laptop you got there... how the hell did you afford that? Aren't you broke as hell?
Graham: Uh... don't worry about it... I'm just spacetimeshifting it a bit...
Graham: Uh... don't worry about it... I'm just spacetimeshifting it a bit...
by Help Center October 8, 2008
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