Sortypants

A highly organized, goal oriented person.

"Right from now on I'm going to be a right little sortypants and get things done!"

by Matty Groves June 7, 2016

Salty Jimmy

A "Salty Jimmy" Is a type of dick that has a salty taste and smell

she sucked the salty jimmy

by young fleh September 8, 2016

Salty mouth

Based on the Malay term, "mulut masin", an ability to have most of the things said to come true.

Please dont say shit about having bad traffic, salty mouth. Not today.

by Halaljollyshandy March 10, 2017

Salty Shade

Throwing some shade that makes people salty.

Some salty shade was thrown my way.

by AbbyMRR December 31, 2017

Salty Jamaican Juicebox

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"

Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife

by Uncle Fern August 10, 2018

salty corndog

when an extremely attractive man receives a blowjob on the beach with a female, then immediately inserts his dick into the sand, similar to dipping a corndog in its batter, after it looks like a corndog the man proceeds to make violent sex with her.

Charlie: Hey girl come to the beach.
Maeve: Why?
Charlie: Because I want you to suck my dick, then let me get it all sandy and fuck you.
Maeve: Oh, the old salty corndog. I would love to.

by theunimpressedsmith April 28, 2013

Saltydkdan

A YouTube animator, streamer, and GAMER that constantly streams on twitch. Plays random games and sonic

Friend : Have you heard of Jeffsqrungle?
Friend 2 : Yeah from Saltydkdan

by SenpaiSlayer12 January 2, 2020