snooze-dezvous

when bed mates cuddle in the nine minutes between pressing the snooze button and when the alarm sounds again

the only time my wife and i get alone together is our morning snooze-dezvous.

by manhattantom April 2, 2011

Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 20, 2013

snooze fest

something so boring it makes u want to cry. JS

what a snooze fest

by puglover2oo5 April 18, 2021

Snooze Dream

The dreams you have after you hit the snooze button. These are usually the best dreams.

Snooze Dreams are often ended by the pitiful wail of the alarm clock.

by PhilipLikesHugs February 3, 2017

Snooze Bone

When you fall asleep during sex

I was fucking that bitch so hard I got a snooze bone

by Beeendeee July 11, 2019