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Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten
by TashaShikari December 29, 2008
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snapass

Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.
get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank”

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”
by phudz December 19, 2010
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Snial

The act of someone behaving as if their on drugs but in reality being themselves, this person laughs at everything, an often times annoying, silly, and a complete goofball, while still having their sad or depressed

moments but to themselves, their personality is outlandish which makes them stand out alot, and can be often times a little to honest, they can be chill but they'll say whatever comes to mind no matter what people have to think about it or who they offend an often these people own a pair of forces, in simpler terms a person who seems like they're on heavy drugs but in reality there wholeheartedly being themselves and can't help it
(The term is pronounced "snail" but with a hard i)

Person1:Yo who's that person in the hoodie an forces in all black lookin like a whole school shooter

Person2:nah man he funny asf, I don't even know how to describe that man he a Snial, probably listening to Yeat an Kankan right now
by Snackplugg February 15, 2022
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shitgun snip

What a player does in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 when they select a shotgun, preferably the Neostead 2000 combat, and select the 12 Gauge Slugs specialization and runs around rooftops or in buildings safe from harm and is able to snipe other players from a distance as if he had a "shotgun sniper".
Player1: SHIT! How the hell is that medic able to kill me from the top of the building when I was behind cover and across the street! Thats bullshit!

Player2: The shotgun is ridculous! You can shitgun snip!
by Onslauqht August 10, 2010
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Snip Snip

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
by B. Hanback October 4, 2008
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snip bone

a small prehensile bone just inside the anus. its primary function is to put a taper on the end of the shit, so the anus doesn't slam shut after the shit passes
my snip bone stopped working and man it hurt when my arse slammed shut.
by sheerted November 27, 2007
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sniper bullying

A way to bully people, as shown in TvFilthyFrank's deleted video HIGH SCHOOL SURVIVOR GUIDE, reuploaded by ReuploadsGalore3. So basically, you and your friends find a smaller and less popular kid that wants to hang out with you guys. So you recruit them in and treat them nicely. Next, recruit an even smaller kid and even less popular kid who wants to hang out with you guys. Recruit him and treat him nicely as well. Now, you find your victim that you want to bully. To bully them, tell the small kid to tell the smaller kid to bully the victim. Now, since the smaller kid is the actual person that bullies the victim, you're good, due to the fact that even if they snitch on you, there's no actual proof of you starting it. That's a simplified version of it. More info in the reuploaded video.
Sniper bullying is more effective than legit bullying
by Purple8InchCock88812 June 24, 2017
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