Shit Sniffer

One who always finds their way into the bathroom after you take a shit.

Hey Sarah, your dads a real Shit Sniffer; every time you leave the bathroom he walks in and acts busy.

by Erigos November 1, 2010

snifferentiate

To sort items with one's nose: can apply to prospective dates, food items, and of course, dirty laundry.

Beavis spent all morning going through the hamper, but could not snifferentiate which pair of boxers to wear to his sister's wedding.

by The J-bird April 30, 2006

Sniffter

A small quantity of fortified wine, usually served in a small port glass or port pipe.

Can I have a sniffter please or Do you feel like a wee sniffter?

by tcc013 July 20, 2010

Swifterize

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.

by Swifterize August 15, 2014

hole sniffer

Polite term for one who is an asshole.

*As heard on Preston and Steve, 12/08

"Get off the road, hole sniffer!"

"Man, your dad's a real hole sniffer."

"You know, you can be a hole sniffer when you're drunk."

"Get your finger outta there, hole sniffer!"

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008

Tampon Sniffer

This is a straight male of any color that tries way too hard to hang with a clique of females. This guy is a pure pussy and will love or hate a new female coming into the work place or a school just as if he were a bitch. This guy is just another lame trying to fit in to get laid at some point.

Clique of females are standing around with a tampon sniffer.

girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!

tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!

girl #2:here she comes!

by iheartkoreans October 5, 2011

chocolate sniffer

chocolate sniffer - a woman who propositions, flirts with, or stalks the African-American boyfriend of another woman; usually not a woman of color, but most certainly a woman aware that the male target is currently in a relationship

Those chocolate sniffers had better stay away from my man, while I am out of town.
Damn chocolate sniffers are always hitting on my man!

by Daisy Domergue June 25, 2018