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bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.
Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."
by smoove65 January 26, 2011
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Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.
"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."
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Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.
while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious
by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009
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Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush
Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life
by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016
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The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.
I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".
by RootsofWar October 26, 2010
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A Sniff Away

A phrase used to describe the distance between something. Used to describe things that are relatively close.
Come on, we can't give up now, Mordor is but a sniff away.

McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.
*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert
by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011
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