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Seattle Sidewinder

First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!
Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.
by The Commodores December 24, 2009
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seattle

About as far away as you can go and still stay in the Lower 48. There is an obsession with kings there, with the now destroyed Kingdome, the fact Seattle is in King County, and KING-TV. Of course, the king of the world, Bill Gates, who partly contributed to this and every other entry on this page, lives near Seattle, in Medina.
Sir Mix a Lot is from Seattle.
by Nutmegger February 13, 2004
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seattle switcharoo

Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.
by twicenightly May 13, 2009
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Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
by Braynwayv July 20, 2012
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Snottleberry

Snottleberry: the nose's equivalent to a dingleberry in wich excess snot is left dangeling from the nose after a sneez, cough, or abrupt chuckle whilest drinking milk (usally a highschool senario). Often times one will cover the mouth and nose with the hand thus preventing a perfect snottleberry picture pose but if not properly handled and unnoticed can lead to the funniest shit i've ever sceen, and be followed by comments such as "dude that things got length i snot you not".....alltho most snottleberry incidents blow over after 10 or 15 minutes of gut wrenching laughter and intense finger pointing action serious implications have arisen on occasion and been know to cause egsistential damage to even the socially elite...........
"dude thats the biggest snottleberry i've ever seen i snot you not"
by Daddy Words December 29, 2009
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Seattle Style

A method for wearing a button up long-sleeved shirt in which the wearer only does the TOP two / three buttons up, hence wearing it like a cape with sleeves.
"Hey check Matt Roden out, he's gone Seattle Style."

"Risky."

"Yeah but I think he pull's it off."

"To be fair he did pretty much invent it."
by CptVictorFries March 13, 2012
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Seattle

Beautiful city located in the Pacific Northwest.
Home to many amazing bands, people, venues, parks, stores, ect.

The most amazing people live here; they're crazy, they're accepting, they're weird, they're stoners, they're straightedge, they're preppy, they're scene, they're emo, they're musicians, they're Christians, they're Athesists, they're soulfull, they're assholes, they're artists, they've never touched a paint brush in their life, they're African, they're European, they're Asian, they're Pacific Islander, they're gay, they're straight, they're tansvesites, they're designers, they're photographers, they're lazy, they're coffee addicts, they're insomniacs, they sleep in until 5 PM, they're bitches, they're smart, they're stupid, they're great dancers, they have no rhythm, they're politicians, they're hippies, they're punks, they're hardcore, they're sweethearts, they're drunks, they're drug addicts, they're soccer mums, they're teachers, they're role models, heroes, they're inspiring, they're disgusting, they laugh like no other, they're partiers, they stay at home, they're old, they're young, they're dying, they're living, they're smokers, they're college kids, they're drop outs, they're drag queens, and they all fit together perfectly.

If you ever happen to visit this freakishly amazing city, be sure to visit Seattle Center, the Junction, El Corazon, Showbox, REI, Pike Place Market, Pacific Place, Chinatown, Capitol Hill, Alki Beach, Seattle Art Museum, and the Piers. Basically, go everywhere you can, you won't be dissapointed.
Look at that bird, she's got blue hair. So Seattle.
by Parker.:) June 14, 2007
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