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Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
mugGet the Snaggle foofmug.

Snaggle

To crawl perversely, often to great disgust
I watched the maggot snaggle across my steak
by Tractorgasm December 2, 2023
mugGet the Snagglemug.

Snaggle snot

A person who only wants to oppose you with the use of sniddy remarks, grimaches, and twisting your words around aguing. This is all done in a polite, but miserable manner.
When you talking to wife first thing in the morning and she's alittle sick. Not matter what you say, she is being negative and implyibg your stupid . Given enough time, she would be aguing with herself about a sunny day being sunny. Your only way to get out of this ingagement is to reply 'Fuck Off, your being a snaggle snot!' With a laugh and quick exit.
by Blackland Slang November 26, 2017
mugGet the Snaggle snotmug.

Cream Snaggle

The act of spraying a whole whipped cream bottle into a girl's rectum then fucking afterwards and then she releases it into the male's mouth.
Bob: Hey, wanna have a cream snaggle?

Bob's Friend: No thanks, I just took a giant shit.
by Burteau May 5, 2011
mugGet the Cream Snagglemug.

Snaggle

A very British and posh version of “cackle, laughing
Are you having a snaggle”
by Ihavehairylegs.com November 1, 2021
mugGet the Snagglemug.

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