Peanut Smuggling

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"

Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold

by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority

Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling

by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

bone smuggling

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".

Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.

by Greenie August 21, 2003

pog smuggling

The act of engaging in a practice that makes little or no sense.

Tom did something that was almost as silly as pog smuggling.

by Pog October 26, 2003

Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.

Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?

by wheredyougo June 6, 2009

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019