sluddly

feeling kind of sleepy and cuddly

Its the worst thing feeling sluddly with noone to be sluddly with. Imagine all the people in the world right now wishing they could be sluddly with someone dear.

by Krkič June 7, 2020

sludd

Somebody regarded by peers as a person of unimaginable brilliance

Gerard is a sludd on god

by polycrab June 29, 2022

Acoustic Sledding

Sledding without the use of a sled by sitting down on your rear end or knees and sliding down the hill.

Child: Aww Man! My sled just spontaneously combusted.

Goku: Its okay you can use the Dragonballs which I have collected to wish for a new one!!

Child: Hurray!!!

Goku: Just kidding. Your going acoustic sledding.

by Jacob the Almighty Magician January 26, 2009

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013

Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

by Dijon79 January 16, 2014

chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.

Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.

by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

by wamboozled October 9, 2014