Sheeple

Impressionable people who are incapable of reading between the lines, whilst keeping an open mind. Blind followers of all types. Religious people, anti-religious people, politically absorbed, pathetic bickering fools who believe what they see on the news and mindlessly pick illusionary"sides" . Those who are susceptible to mass hypnosis, and are terrified of thinking for themselves completely. Easily divided and conquered masses of people, Completely against studying all religions/esoteric texts and connecting the dots. Slaves of all types, desperately in need of a master figure. People from all religious/spiritual backgrounds, including those who associate with any branch of satanism. (Yes, the majority of "godless heathens" are still sheep).
Estimatedly 99.99999999999999999999999% of the human population.
You're all fucked.

Fucking pathetic "sheeple".

by Deathmetaldude November 4, 2016

polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.

i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.

by jaek August 8, 2006

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sheeple

People who believe everything they hear in the mainstream media and will not believe anything that hasn't been confirmed by the mainstream media.

Of course they'll believe it, they're sheeple.

by Insatiable curiosity September 10, 2012

sleepies

A cutter word for eye boogers.

Man when I woke up I had some major sleepies in my eyes.

by Poppit May 15, 2005

sleezled

This happens when a body part of yours, mainly your butt, falls asleep.

Person 1: Alright, we're gonna be making a rest stop.
Person 2: Good, cause my butt is sleezled

by dmbfan28 July 28, 2009

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

by Synanimous June 8, 2015