middle aged slang

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*

Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

prison slang

This is what you type into Urban dictionary.com when you tryin' to act tough online

Yo nigga, I'll just type "prison slang" into urban dictionary, and scare you with the search results

by AFellow/b/ro August 20, 2017

Dick Slang

A new type of idiotic dance where one male or a group of males gather and swing their penises back and forth while chanting for the sake of gaining popularity.

"BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG!"

"Dick Slang...WTF!?"

"First I was Rick Rolled...Now I've just been DICK SLANGED."

by Prof. Anonagonapussy May 8, 2010

Slandered

Being dissed and lied about out of jealousy by a hater . slander is always done by a god damn good for nothing slackjaw that wants a piece of their pie. slandering is Not cool kids, drink and drugs are not a valid reasons either. Word.

Larry had a house a car and kids but he wanted the trophy that lenny had won. So he slandered lenny to ruin his reputation. Lenny was slandered by that lowlife larry.

by Truemeaningc May 8, 2020

slandkeater

a "noun-verb" meaning "PLANE LEAVES".

I am still on the train and my slandkeater (plane leaves) in forty-five minutes!

What time does your slandkeater on Friday?

by Travis the Emu October 3, 2007

Shanfoolery

A combination of two of the greatest words in the English language: shenanigans and tomfoolery. Used in much of the same way as shenanigans yet way more awesome.

Shanfoolery is often a positive connotation that describes ones mischief.

Antonym: nanfoolery

Hey what type of shanfoolery are you getting into tonight?

I am going to stop this shanfoolery and get myself a burrito.

by Shanfooled again April 25, 2009

Slang Slinga

One who makes words up and posts them on Urban Dictionary (dot) com.

John has no life so he makes up the word slang slinga.

by Mike 2013 April 25, 2010