An intricate method for indulging in sex, drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you must first fill a kiddie pool with beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".
Did you hear, Ernie? Our good friend Andrew is graduating from law school next week! We're gonna throw him one hell of a Southland Slammer (Southland Slamfest) at the local Best Western!
by HarrietHenowitz August 2, 2009
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Get the Clam slammer mug.A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.
This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.
This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.
I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....
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Get the mississippi slammer mug.A sexual move that involves using KFC grease as lube and putting a chicken leg in a man's rectum. It can be taken to the next level if the women eats the chicken legs afterwards.
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Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.
Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.
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Get the Laptop slammer mug.When performing oral sex on man who is sitting on a wooden chair, the partner will suddenly take the man's nuts and slam them as hard as possible against the chair in a attempt to force a painful ejaculation . This was popularised in Philadelphia through a social media challenge.
My girlfriend was giving me some good head when suddenly she threw me a Philadelphia Slammer, it was so painful that I cried like a baby.
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