skeet skeet

When a person steals your TV, the noise ther MJ's make on your parquet floor. "skeet Skeet"

my shoes are skeet skeet on this parquet floor.

by El Fabuloso January 15, 2006

Skeet

(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.

(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.

"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."

"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"

by TheTurtle June 9, 2005

skeet skeet

To cum or jizz on a face of oject of the body :

skeet skeet skeet like a waterhose

by Kty August 1, 2007

skeet skeet

1. What Dave does in his eye
2. To ejaculate

1. Hey Dave, u skeet skeet lately? hahahaha
2. I'll skeet skeet on you bitch!

by Sadey July 21, 2008

skeet skeet

Letting one's Population paste fly in and indiscriminate manner. Typically over your hoe's Pussy Tits and face or ass.
The Term is derived from the popular redneck pastime SKEET SHOOTING/CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING The aim - shooting in the general direction of multiple targets repeatedly.

"Man she had me so worked up I slipped it and Skeet Skeeted both her titties and her bush!"

by Squidgeon December 27, 2008

Skeet

A girl that loves to have sex with guys.

"Hey girl your not a slut."
"Aww really?!"
"Nahh, not even close! Your a skeet!"

by JeezyEff April 20, 2010

Skeet

After sex (or masterbation) when you ejaculate or when sexual fliuds shoot out of your body at increble speeds...you would then experience a brief euphoria.

The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z

Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"

by IdioticIntelligence December 9, 2008