Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008

The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

sitonmydick

Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.

Hey Juju can you uhhh sitonmydick
Excuse me sir, can you pass me the um sitonmydick.

by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019

SituAsian

An asian person with a six pack ala Jersey Shore's "Mike the Situation"

Person 1: Damn, did you see Chang Wong's abs? He's ripped.

Person 2: Yeah, he's The SituAsian

by ikhjuyg July 5, 2010

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

sitdown

A meeting between two or more humans.

Tell Tony we need to have a sitdown with Vito.

by chad sapieha December 21, 2003

Situationship

Where your friends (or best friends) with someone, but have that emotional connection with that person in a relationship way. So you’re pretty much a couple but your just friends or best friends.

We live so far away and relationship might not be the way but do you want to be a situationship

by lil_FJ March 30, 2021