Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.
by etyui November 04, 2009
someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.
A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014
Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/
by Snorlax May 10, 2008
A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.
Stop being a Simon.
by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017
a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.
by sex kitten101 April 09, 2011
The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009
The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
by plop central November 10, 2018