pneumonoultramicroscopic silicavolcanoconiosis

A Disease Caused By The Inhalation Of Fine Graphite Or Silicate Particles. Longest Word In The English Language.

(Frank): Hey Jimmy, Do You Want To Come Out And Play?
(Jimmy): No Way Man, I'm Sick Again.
(Frank): With What? The Cold?
(Jimmy): Hell No! I've Got Pneumonoultramicroscopic silicavolcanoconiosis.
(Frank): Oh Shit!!

by Dylan Roybal August 8, 2006

semicolon

Microsoft Word seems to think that these should go in every sentence.

What you mean to say:
"I went to the mall, however I got lost, and I had to hitch a ride with my friend, Alan, who likes semicolons. The bastard."

What Microsoft Word says:
"I went to the mall; however, I got lost; I had to hitch a ride with my friend; Alan; he likes semicolons; the bastard.

by nonoit'sjusttherain May 25, 2009

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.

If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."

by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005

Silicone Emulsion

noun. A magical ingredient found in top shelf moisturizers, it leaves skin radiant and softer than cashmere. Silicone Emulsion is derived from the horns of unicorns.

I just want to bathe in Silicone Emulsion.

by tangelicforever November 9, 2010

; (semicolon)

The semicolon symbol reffers to a person that almost comitted suicide but backed out in the last moment.
It's often used in tatoos and abstract artworks.

-What does your ; (semicolon) tatoo mean?
-It means that i've been through a lot, but everything is fine now.

by iChappie October 25, 2018

samich girl

A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...

I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.

by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007

Vaginal Silicosis

An irritating, disorder that can occur in both men and women. Known and diagnosable by the common person by identifying common traits such as excessive whining, complaining and generally acting as if one has sand trapped in the vagina. Those suffering ffrom this affliction tend to make others annoyed and irritated. Etiology of this disorder is unknown, though recent studies have identified "bitchyness" as a risk factor. Treatment options are limited and therapies available tend to be both painful and ineffective in long term resolution. Common name: Sandy Vagina

Her behavior might be a symptom of Vaginal Silicosis.
She's so pissed off ...she must be suffering from vaginal silicosis.

by Ben Sturgeon May 14, 2008