Shumming

The act of shitting while cumming; the most euphoric experience a human can have

Dude, I was shumming last night and I literally couldn’t open my eyes for like 20 seconds because I was in heaven.

by YourMother0w0 June 18, 2020

Shum

Verb. To defecate and ejaculate simultaneously

There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.

by Wording long man November 18, 2020

Shum

It´s when you shit and cum at the same.

Person 1: I was so concentrated at cumming yesterday that i didn´t notice i shat myself.
Person 2: Dude, that´s called a shum.

by PraiseTheSun202 April 8, 2020

Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

by Wastegash November 14, 2020

Shum

When a man ejaculates during intercourse, then feels shame immediately after the euphoria of climaxing.

"Yea, I picked this girl up last night...I Shummed so hard."

by ThePurpleDino January 24, 2020

Shum the waters

To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"

by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019

Shum

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

Stfu shum

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020