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shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush
by scavanna March 2, 2009
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shoe obsession disorder

Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD

Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.

Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli

"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.
by OMGShoesss March 11, 2011
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Shoe effect

The effect which makes a person to change his/her sleep routine for someone he/she loves
I like her, I am afraid that I might get "Shoe effect"
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Shoe in fit

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.
My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality
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Coochie scope

Noun. When one uses ones coochie (female nether regions) as a means of vision instead of eyes for "scoping" out men. A female that does this is usually just looking for a good time and has no interest in the mind, soul or heart. She love men and appreciate the physical attributes that they bring to the table. It is usually used to find a male companion of sorts. These companions rarely last. Synonyms: Pelvic compass, Vag looker, Cooter binoculars, Beaver eyes.
"My coochie scope sees something tonight. Oh gurl! "
by FloRida35 March 31, 2010
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Get Sheped

A greeting or phrase to say "hi" or "fuck you."

The action of getting sheped or sheping someone.
Person 1: "Hey get sheped"
Person 2: "Shep yourself"
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Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017
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