Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Cheeseburger Shovels

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.

Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

by The Amalamps August 4, 2015

Shovel monkey

Originaly a name given to a building site labourer, the meaning of "Shovel monkey" has since expanded to include any unskilled worker.

Spike: Icould do with a coffee.

Sam: Get the Shovel monkey (Nick) to make one, he's just a cockerny twat anyway.

by Beardyblob April 28, 2008

Shove it up your ugly ass

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

Cum Shoveler

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.

Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.

by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011

Shovel chip

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip

Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"

by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016

shovel-buddy

The only person that knows where you stash your porn, drugs or sextoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.

"Ron Jeremy needs a shovel-buddy."

"I sure hope my shovel-buddy remembers where I put this"

by JMosh July 9, 2007