Shitstorm

Horrible events that happen in the same time frame as one another. One after the other.

That simple traffic stop turned into a shitstorm!

by Spikespeigle February 11, 2019

shitstorm

when several bad things happen in a string. this could be because of each other they all happen or for different reasons

ayo how you doing ?
nah not good bro. complete shitstorm, actually my girlfriend broke up with me then i lost my weed then my cat pissed everywhere. not good bro.

by bigthottyboi123 February 19, 2019

Shitstorm

When shit literally falls from the sky

Will: holy fuck there's shit everywhere
Bill: yeah, there was a shitstorm yesterday

by Ebehejrjjdj September 14, 2022

shitstormia

A cat that shits itself and runs around, spreading that fecal matter around like a rouge garden hose whipping around and drenching everything in liquid caca. May or may not have a working asshole, often has different anatomy such as a buttgina or the like.

Damn, that cat has mad dingleberries, you think shes a shitstormia?

Whats that scratching? I think shitstormia is at it again.

by John Benjamin August 15, 2023

Shitstorm

The releasing of so much crap out of your rectum, you make a shit hurricane into the toilet bowl, that is how you get a Shitstorm.

I just had a shitstorm.
There are stains on the toilet from the shitstorm.

by Oldscouterza March 25, 2025

Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Venitian shitstorm

When you shit in your hand and then throw the turd at an open window with the ventitian blinds down so they slice the turd into little pieces.

I was so mad so mad for her to break up with me so I gave her a Venitian shitstorm

by HomoHobbit May 2, 2024