Dang, my Kachigga Sheen was yeeted on, type in the first 16 numbers of your mom's credit card in the comments to help him out.
by biggestboiinthelanddonttryme69 October 01, 2018
A true winner. A mystifying odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself Charlie Sheen. Also, a drug that will melt your face off and explode your body, unless you are Charlie Sheen when you take it. Again, so fucking winning it's ridiculous. He is self defined as a" High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock", and clearly doesn't give a fuck if you don't understand it. Most of the time, and this includes naps, he's an F-18 bro, and he WILL destroy you in the air, if he doesn't deploy his ordinance to the ground of course. So clear the fuckin' way for Charlie Sheen because he is just that bi-winning.
I am on a drug. It's called CHARLIE SHEEN. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
by pureglaucoma March 05, 2011
1) not bi-polar but bi-winning
2) a total fucking rock-star from mars
3) bangs seven gram rock because that's how he rolls
2) a total fucking rock-star from mars
3) bangs seven gram rock because that's how he rolls
"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'dude can't handle it! unplug this bastard' yeah because it fires in a way that's um i dunno maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm" -Charlie Sheen
by soulless-archangel March 18, 2011
The hardest erection one can achieve. An erection so hard the head of the penis goes from a velvety matt to a high gloss finish, so red and full of rage that its almost purple, those creating a Purple Sheen off the head of the penis.
Tommy woke up with a Purple Sheen, his dick was so hard it he pushed down on it and popped his lower back.
by Nick Pitarra June 14, 2013
A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
by A Guy Named Rhino February 28, 2011
Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.
Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.
by Dennis Dragon August 17, 2006
by BoomBoom4u March 16, 2011