Shawshank Pie

This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.

Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.

by gizdor April 29, 2009

shawshank

Morning ritual, Shit, shower shave and wank.

Felt much better after my shawshank this morning.

by Andy13 May 31, 2005

Shawshanks

The slang for cigarettes, used by british teenagers. Most commonly used when discussing strong cigarettes e.g. Lucky Strikes.

Jack Sweet you got the shawshanks?

No Thom i only brought Leaf and Twine!

by JackThomRoman January 12, 2009

Shushank

A guy who pulls all the girls that like him, and he is considered as an player.

Do you know Shushank, he is soo dreamy.

by IDK THIS GUY December 3, 2016

Shawshank

See shank for root definition.
Verb: to lift up your leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart at the exact same time as a loud noise, to avoid being heard, much like the lead character in The Shawshank Redemption hit the pipe with the stone during the storm.

I was at my girlfriend's house watching a movie with her parents, and I really needed to shank one, so I waited until an explosion and shawshanked it perfectly. They never heard a thing so no one knew where the smell came from.

by whodemscotts July 8, 2011

shawshank

To wriggle through a tube like area full of filth

Stewie said to Brian, "Maybe you should forget about your pride and worry about the creepy crawlies shawshanking their way out your balloon knot."

Family Guy

by Milton Waddams January 27, 2007

Shawshank Style

Getting screwed royally, as one would be gang raped in a prison setting.

Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!

Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.

by uniberg February 23, 2011