A toxic person who likes to spam a disgusting model of Steve from Minecraft, named "Grotesque Steve", to harass and insult people who want other characters to join Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Person A: *posts a Grotesque Steve picture* Why would you want X, when you can have Steve? lmao
Person B: Ew, dude don't pull a Shaq (Steveposter).
Person B: Ew, dude don't pull a Shaq (Steveposter).
by ElizaArtz October 29, 2019

by dakilla31 April 2, 2017

by B-Kins December 17, 2008

When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian
by DJ WaffleIron March 23, 2011

1.When a man with a large penis menefests himself out of nowhere and proceeds to smack you with his 400lb+ man meat.
2.When Shaq comes out of nowhere and denies/rejects you by slaping you down with his huge piece.
2.When Shaq comes out of nowhere and denies/rejects you by slaping you down with his huge piece.
1.I was just standing there and all of a sudden, a man came up and hit me down with his large dick, later I was informed that I was Shaq Smacked.
2.As the man made the shot outside the key, Shaq proceeded to jump 9ft into the air and decimate the man with his large penis.
2.As the man made the shot outside the key, Shaq proceeded to jump 9ft into the air and decimate the man with his large penis.
by BurninPanda March 30, 2005

by Homelybiatch October 3, 2005

Big shaq created the great math problem that NOONE can solve:
2+2=4-1=3. He refers to this as quick maths.
He is smoking trees everyday on the block and is never seen without his black puffy north face jacket as he is NOT HOT. His brother is called asnee and his man (no homo) has a frisbee.
Never ever ask him is he is hot in the jacket as it is very offensive to his roadman culture. His main hobby is chilling in the corridor and going to the park where he see’s your girl. She is most likely an uckers.
Big shaq’s ting goes srrrrrrrrraaaattt papapapakat skidikitkatkat and a pumpumpurrr pumm skiiiiyyyaaa
2+2=4-1=3. He refers to this as quick maths.
He is smoking trees everyday on the block and is never seen without his black puffy north face jacket as he is NOT HOT. His brother is called asnee and his man (no homo) has a frisbee.
Never ever ask him is he is hot in the jacket as it is very offensive to his roadman culture. His main hobby is chilling in the corridor and going to the park where he see’s your girl. She is most likely an uckers.
Big shaq’s ting goes srrrrrrrrraaaattt papapapakat skidikitkatkat and a pumpumpurrr pumm skiiiiyyyaaa
by It’s everyday bro December 22, 2017
