Shane

Weird man. Semi-bald. Hotter than his brother fosho

Look that's Shane. I thought he was dead. Oh well.

by a human bean October 22, 2018

Shane

a great friend and sweet boyfriend. he cares about others and is always there for others. SUPER funny and loves when ppl laugh at his jokes. hes also really good looking, he has grey-blue eyes and light brown hair. if know a shane, your lucky, he’s a keeper<3

person1: who’s that super funny guy in our math class?
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best

by umhiigidk October 3, 2021

Shane

Shane's usually are very tall people, with gigantic dicks, I mean GIGANTIC. Any Shane you know loves Basketball, its weird but true. Usually they know lots of people in school but never talk to them outside of school. They are usually very nice, and do whatever you need them to do, good people. But don't let that trick you. To their friends they are different people, they are opposite to what they act normally. Anyways a very cool person to be around.

"Yo, Shane is a god at 2k bro."

"Shane is a very cool person, he is so hot!"

"I fucked Shane last night, his dick can't fit up me!"

by CrazyFlower2199 August 19, 2020

Shane

The sweetest faggot you’ll ever meet shit brown eyes

Dawty geara that’s Shane the faggot

by Faggot cunt March 23, 2022

Shane

He is a very gorgeous looking guy with beautiful brown eyes and a dangerously intoxicating smile. He is one of the sweetest and all around nicest boys you’ll ever meet. He brightens every room he is in. He is also hilarious, his jokes will make you laugh and his presence will make joyful. He loves Dance Pop and he probably has a beautiful singing voice.

Friend one: yo have you seen shane?

Friend two: oh you mean that regazzo demone??
Friend one: yeah he’s so attractive inside and out! Im falling for him as we speak!

by Hidemone September 25, 2020

Shane

A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.

Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.

by KameronPotts February 8, 2009

Shane

Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.

Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.

by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009