expensive bullshit

Promises made by politicians

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.

by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014

EXPENSIVE

expensive with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E

Mumbo: that will be real EXPENSIVE with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E
Me: so u need, m o n e e

by Ninja Monke March 8, 2021

expensivebase

What people who don’t sell cocaine do

That ain’t freebase, I work for a Living, that’s EXPENSIVEBASE

by Eljay23 April 13, 2021

Expensive Haircut

A term used to describe chemotherapy.

Gosh, that sucks that you had to get an expensive haircut.

by mtrey June 8, 2021

expensive

A price tag that is so horrifyingly eye-watering painfully high

Guy1: Man you saw the new FuckBook?
Guy2: Yah it comes with Fuck1, but it is so expensive
Guy1: Man, that was so horrifying
Guy3: so much pain…

by sketchykid.mp7 May 22, 2022

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023